When i get a new haircut
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOGVery nice
Thanks
He found his aroma had a certain appeal
He could clear the Savannah after every meal
I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
And OHH THE SHAMMMMEEE
Thought of changin’ my name What’s in a name?!
baby
you
light
up
my
god shut up u lil shits
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Sat outside citroen waiting to go in for my second interview.. Ahhh!!!
what the fuck did i just watch
I don’t know but it really speaks to me
I LOVE THIS
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Wish i was one of these people that can do maths so easy of the top of their heads
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
Ah I love stories like this, so amazing!
the total should be £1060.42
good luck getting to Italy without your 42p pfft
this is nice
SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS
TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE
THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD
TAY’S FACE THOUGH.
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